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It’s been nothing short of deceit. I go to Canada expecting the aforementioned bears in straw hats playing banjos, but I find no bears, no banjos, and no straw hats. What is this, a tourist trap? What do you take me for, Canada? A FOOL?

But in all fairness, everything else was just dandy. Let me just say that if I ever were to immigrate, I’d go and stay in Toronto. Let’s see here:

• Big city? check.

Toronto City Lights, from the 39th floor of the Sheraton Downtown

Financial District, Downtown Toronto

• Has a break dancer wearing a V-For-Vendetta mask? check.

V the breakdancer

• Has amazing french toast and omelets, served in a restaurant that has a badass mural of a fat white man? check.

The Senator, off Dundas Sq., Toronto

Senator’s spinach omelet

Senator’s french toast with light maple syrup

• Has Niagara falls an hour’s drive away? check.

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Rainbow over Niagara falls, Ontario

• Has fantastic pumpkin spice cheesecakes served by gorgeous maidens? check.

Carole’s pumpkin cheesecake, Bloor St, Toronto

• Friendly and safe? check.

You can’t ride an elevator without someone making small talk.It’s just inevitable that they won’t talk about the weather or whatever is going on at the time. An articulate homeless guy even explained the political situation in Canada to me, in his street-vocabulary consisting of ‘poor’, ‘change’, ‘i smell of urine’, and ‘eh’. Canadians can’t hurt a beaver, and they sure love their maples and moose. Canadians, I salute you! Would someone please remind me why I came back here? :-[

Tune in next time, where I’ll post a video that only has the sexiest celebrity to walk this earth, whom I had the pleasure of seeing in London’s Leicester Square. I should’ve touched her and got arrested. Yes, she’s that hot.

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“Lenda”

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“Concrete Jungle (Originally by Bob Marley”

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A wise man once said:“He who wakes up from his daily slumber 2 hours late for work, is in dire need of a vacation”.

It’s 3 AM, I’ve just finished packing a suitcase for my business trip (I’ve always wanted to say that!). I’m leaving in a few hours to the airport. I’ll spend most of the next two weeks in Canada for work, and a couple of days in London as a mini vacation.

It could not have come at a better time. I’ll see you guys when I’m back and fully refreshed

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Ok I’ll stick to the rules and say it…. tagged…by….Ni3Na3aH

The Rules are:
1. Put Your iTunes/ music player on Shuffle
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!!
After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people and then let them know they’ve been tagged to do them themselves.

1.IF SOMEONE SAYS “IS THIS OKAY” YOU SAY?

‘America, fuck yeah!’ - Team america soundtrack - Radical!

2.WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?

What’s goin down - Black eyed peas .. so I’m trendy?

3.WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

Holy Breath - Dhafer Yousef - So if you don’t have holy breath, I’m sorry you just don’t rock my boat..

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

This land is mine - Dido - territorial today, aren’t we.

5.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE’S PURPOSE?

Drive - Incubus - khalas I’ll switch careers and drive tanakir around

6.WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Heavy Metal Kings - Jedi Mind Tricks - really? thanks guys :~)

7. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?

The pilgrim - Nitin Sawhney - I already call them 7ajji and 7ajjeya so this is fitting

8.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

United states of whatever - Liam Lynch - momtaz

9.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Party time - Missy Elliot - The concept of one single ‘Best friend’ = fails

10.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Agrab el nas - Mohammed Abdo .. yasalam

11.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

Signs - Snoop Dogg feat. Justin Timberlake - LIE! mel gibson movies aren’t my life story

12.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Atlas Remembers - Gerard K Marino .. I also say it to the face of the person I like.. “Atlas remembers! Don’t you dare forget mighty Atlas..for he remembers.”

13.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

Revolucion Caliente - The motorcycle diaries soundtrack - LIE! they think I’m an angel, which, come to think of it, I AM an angel :}}}}}}}}

14. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Till I collapse - Eminem - LIE! guy weddings involve standing around smiling like clowns getting kissed and handshaked by a thousand strangers till I really collapse.. and then I’m supposed to deal with the awkwardness of the first night?

15.WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

The king - Harry Gregson Williams (Kingdom of Heaven soundtrack) - another king reference..I do love myself, but not that much :[

16.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

Dat ting - John Doe feat Elephant Man - you know.. DAT ting? ;> dat speshal ting?

17. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

September 99′(remix) - Earth Wind and Fire  - really? what happened then? did I learn to do ‘dat ting’ ? bas esta7, this is a family blog

18.WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

Extraordinary Ways - Conjure One - they sure are extraordinary

19. WHAT SHOULD YOU POST THIS AS?

Bada Boom - B2K Feat Fabulous - Okay! Moving along..

20. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOURSELF?

Dead Anyway - Thomas Newman - ok, mo ella asoog tanakir, I’ll just start doing stunt jumps like evil knievel since I’m ‘dead anyway’.

I hate those so called ‘tags’ anyway.. fads!

bah I’ll just get back to work :-[

Greetings, small number of people who still read my blog! I’m still here, striving to post something for my faithful readers, so here we are! did you know that spiderman is an anagram of rapes mind? hah! I had to take off my belt after thinking of that one, fat on pride I was. Okay okay.. i’ll try harder.

I’ve taken my first vacation off work of 14 days and went to the motherland again, shopping and gawking at things like a Japanese tourist, taking pictures as I go, smiling at everyone (EVERYONE SMILES THERE, LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS). This time, however, I was not a lowly student saving money for a tuna and cucumber sandwich lunch. Pretty nice hotels and fancy restaurants, especially enjoyable after the workaholic bout (of 1 year, 3 months) of no vacations. I love London, and I love Manchester even more. I love Kensington Gardens, The British Museum, and the absolutely scrumptious Aberdeen Steak houses. Yes, Scrumptious.

No visits to the hometown, not when most of my friends graduated/left to other places, tho I shoulda said hello to several people. Speaking of which.. Joe, Jav, and Jal. If you’re reading this, sorry I didn’t pass by or give you guys a call, because I’m a dumbass.

In other news, the Banglastrike has reached our workplace’s shores. People are going around with starbucks paper cups and making their own drinks in the kitchen. Refreshing to see people moving around the place (which is always good), not so much when thinking about the toilet’s sanitary state (which is not good). I just hope our colleagues slept on a light stomach yesterday.

I’ll be posting some pics from the trip soon. Everything is so green there, everyone is nice, the weather’s fabulous, and the girls have hair instead of bullet-heads. Why did I have to come back here? :-[

WHA’AAY?

I just realized, this game runs automatically (epic ending song included) on internet explorer. Click below to jump to it and use firefox or opera.

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Joel Ortiz (feat. Saigon and Jadakiss) - Hip-Hop (remix)

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Music Video: Here (Original)

Does it offend you, yeah? - We are rockstars

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