Urban Junk
where we dump all that junk in your urban trunk

Can someone explain the somewhat recent infatuation of people with smaller versions of food? That’s right.. I’m talking about Mini burgers.. Mini cookies.. Mini cupcakes.. Mini ghraiba.. Mini 7elo gahwa (if it isnt small, insignificant, and didn’t taste like bland sugar in the first place) .. Mini sandwiches .. Mini knafa.. (seriously?) .. mini sushi [...]

It’s been nothing short of deceit. I go to Canada expecting the aforementioned bears in straw hats playing banjos, but I find no bears, no banjos, and no straw hats. What is this, a tourist trap? What do you take me for, Canada? A FOOL? But in all fairness, everything else was just dandy. Let [...]

A wise man once said:“He who wakes up from his daily slumber 2 hours late for work, is in dire need of a vacation”. It’s 3 AM, I’ve just finished packing a suitcase for my business trip (I’ve always wanted to say that!). I’m leaving in a few hours to the airport. I’ll spend most [...]

Ok I’ll stick to the rules and say it…. tagged…by….Ni3Na3aH The Rules are: 1. Put Your iTunes/ music player on Shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT!!! After you’ve answered all of the questions, tag 5 other people [...]

Greetings, small number of people who still read my blog! I’m still here, striving to post something for my faithful readers, so here we are! did you know that spiderman is an anagram of rapes mind? hah! I had to take off my belt after thinking of that one, fat on pride I was. Okay [...]

Greetings. I am a firm believer in science. I like science because it is based on facts. If something is not based on facts, it is not science, and therefore is most likely false. I only exclude god/religion from this argument because faith (or the lack thereof) is something sensitive to everyone including myself, and [...]

’tis the season for joy and happiness! notice how everyone is slightly less irritated? it’s because summer’s not here, and hence no dust storms are taking place, which leads to the fact that there is less sand in everyone’s vag.. nevermind. But in all honesty, I can feel the positive vibe at home, work, and [...]