Hailing from Trinidad but raised in Brooklyn, New York, This MC named Theophilus London has been singing Hip-Hop from 2008 but only recently released his debut studio album “Timez Are Weird These Days”. From it, I present you with the song “I stand alone” used in the opening credits of “How to make it in America“

It’s a catchy song that you can’t get rid of even if you wanted to. Not that you should, anyway, because the song rocks.

and you gotta admit: The man’s got style.

Lyrics: Here

“Straight from the boogie-down Bronx, meet YONAS – and meet the future of Hip-Hop. In an endless night sky of up & coming stars, YONAS shines with a sparkling intensity that makes you take notice.  By preserving the need for originality and honesty in music, YONAS attracts and influences fans and other artists to follow his vision and keep it real.”

Enjoy.

The song that can chill the unchillable.

k-os and Saukrates are Canadian rappers. Chorus is by Nelly Furtado who also happens to be Canadian. You know what else is Canadian? Bears playing banjos in straw hats. and Maple syrup that smells like 7elba.

One day I’m gonna quit my job and remix hippy music DAY AND NIGHT

Original here.

Bio: Steven Markowitz, better known by his stage name Hoodie Allen, is a 22 year old unsigned hip-hop artist. Hoodie was born in New York City, New York, and raised in a Jewish household on Long Island.He is an alumnus of the University of Pennsylvania and is now a full-time musician after quitting his job at Google.

The name is a play on Woody Allen who also happens to be white and Jewish. Them jews everywhere I tell ya! *shakes fist at sky*

This needs to be made into a movie.

Translation:

Left gangsta: Sup rude bwoi? *spit*
50 Cent lookalike: Oh..Yeah.. Yeah.. That’s me, whats your life’s like? Mine dat roll hard.. I got a beard but I still eat pork!!
Right Gangsta: BRRRAAATTT!!!
50 cent lookalike: DONT CARE
Right Gangsta: .. OH!!! S***!!!!

All three are consumed by spontaneous anger followed by..

awesome rollskating sequence

Left Gangsta: You get me.. Mandem roll-on with skates..
Right Gangsta: YOU MAD???????